Rock On

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

9:38 pm  •  16 April 2014  •  149,625 notes
In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

9:36 pm  •  16 April 2014  •  75,113 notes

sorry:

Well at least if I end up in hell I won’t have to live through cold and rainy winters

8:50 pm  •  16 April 2014  •  7,158 notes

saladder:

mom… dad…. mom… dad…. mom… dad…. *starts beatboxing* mom… dad…. mom… dad…. 

8:50 pm  •  16 April 2014  •  143,385 notes

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

8:50 pm  •  16 April 2014  •  496,831 notes

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

8:49 pm  •  16 April 2014  •  126,588 notes